Insomniac's Best Friend Gifts

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."