Insomniac's Best Friend Mugs

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'