Insomniac Explorer Gifts

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Wake up."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Go away

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'You need to come out of your shell.'

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Sigmund Freud

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'