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Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Things that go beep in the night.

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Wake up."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Go away

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'You need to come out of your shell.'

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

Sigmund Freud

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"