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"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Cellphone Islands

"The overthinker"

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Interpretive napping

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'zzz sleep.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Wake up."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'