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"Wake up."

'I'm reading the story. Dr. Dingle is making water sounds. Why don't you go to sleep before someone screams?'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Bookworm Sleepover

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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"But what if this is all there is?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Things that go beep in the night.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Sleepwalking Golfer

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"Are we there yet?"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

How to save mankind...

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"