
I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.
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I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.
"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."
"The overthinker"
Cellphone Islands
Noisy energy?
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
The Snooze Bar.
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
"Yes, I'm alone."
Free-Floating Anxiety
Interpretive napping
"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."
"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."
Things that go beep in the night.
'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'
"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."
"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'
"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"
'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
'zzz sleep.'
"You call that worrying?"
'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'
'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'
"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."
'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.
How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?
"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."
"My main worry is my anxiety."
"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."
"Wake up."
"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."
"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"
The Side Effect of Self-Awareness
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