Sleep Explorer Prints

"It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

The Snooze Bar.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"What's with your hair?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy