Sleep Seeker Prints

"Right now, I'm between naps."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'My tinnitus is so loud it keeps my wife awake.'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

"There's only one cure for insomnia...you need to get more sleep."

'Can you give me a non-drowsy medication for insomnia?'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

A crash test dummy counts sheep.

"Have you tired melatonin?"

'Say, what's your secret?'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

"Try these. All my cartoon character customers tell me they've never slept better."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'I love this Executive Assistant software.'

Man in wheelchair tries to get to sleep by imagining men in wheelchairs jumping over a fence.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

Pills

Tranquilizing effect of classical music.

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

'Sorry for being so cranky. I underslept again.'

"Here is a wind chime alert"

Sleeping Aids

'Doctor I'm tired all the time...' 'Hop up on the couch...next.'

'I had a nap last night and now I can't do my siesta.'

"The amount of sleep needed by the average manager. . . is ten minutes more."

Sheep eating dreamer

Gah! This duvet is useless! I might as well be sleeping in a fluffing crisp packet! - '' - '' - '' - 'I do feel warmer but now the salt is irritating my skin.' - '' -

"Tonight's sheep will be tabulated by the independent accounting firm of Lamb & Tally."

'It says 'A possible side effect could be drowsiness'!'

"Your papi's taking a nap?"

Sleeping Problems.