Sleep Seeker T-Shirts

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'My tinnitus is so loud it keeps my wife awake.'

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

"There's only one cure for insomnia...you need to get more sleep."

'Can you give me a non-drowsy medication for insomnia?'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

A crash test dummy counts sheep.

"Have you tired melatonin?"

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'Say, what's your secret?'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

'Doctor I'm tired all the time...' 'Hop up on the couch...next.'

Sleeping Aids

"Here is a wind chime alert"

Vegetarian trying to fall asleep

Tranquilizing effect of classical music.

'Sorry for being so cranky. I underslept again.'

Pills

'I love this Executive Assistant software.'

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

Man in wheelchair tries to get to sleep by imagining men in wheelchairs jumping over a fence.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"The amount of sleep needed by the average manager. . . is ten minutes more."

'It says 'A possible side effect could be drowsiness'!'

"Your papi's taking a nap?"

"Tonight's sheep will be tabulated by the independent accounting firm of Lamb & Tally."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'My husband I haven't been sleeping so we changed from a memory mattress to an amnesia one...we're still not sleeping properly, but now we've forgotten all about it by the time we wake up.'

Sleeping Problems.

Gah! This duvet is useless! I might as well be sleeping in a fluffing crisp packet! - '' - '' - '' - 'I do feel warmer but now the salt is irritating my skin.' - '' -

Sheep eating dreamer

'I had a nap last night and now I can't do my siesta.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."