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"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Noisy energy?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

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"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

Dreams

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Don't wake me up..."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.