Pleasant Sleep Seeker T-Shirts

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Noisy energy?

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Do not disturb...

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.