Peaceful Sleeper T-Shirts

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

Man using light to shield his eyes.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Counting sheep.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"He hums in his sleep."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

The Princess and the Pea

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

Burglar Alarm.

The cats of war

Everyone's Asleep.