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Burglar Alarm.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Monster under the bed.

Casual skydiving.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Things that scare Jimmy

"Who wants to go first?"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Don't have nightmares!

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Starting is the scariest part.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.