Fearless Sleeper Pillows

Burglar Alarm.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

Casual skydiving.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Things that scare Jimmy

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Don't have nightmares!

"Who wants to go first?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Starting is the scariest part.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."