Pleasant Sleep Seeker Prints

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Noisy energy?

The Snooze Bar.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"You were snoring."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!