Bedtime Comfort Seeker Prints

'It does not mean she likes you better; you're just warmer.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Sleeping masks

Please take them off

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Man using light to shield his eyes.

How Sheep Sleep

Bedtime Reading

American Flag

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

Exercise for the end of the day...

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Bed time stories

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

Death warmed up.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

Not a morning person.

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"