Bedtime Adventurer Prints

Seat belt for skinny man, sleeping with large wife.

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

The Tooth Ferret

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

"It's only the wind."

Children playing around a water pump

Teddy bears hiding

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Sleeping masks

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Scary Face at Window