Bedroom Adventurer Prints

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'We'll take it!'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Gamers

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

'I hate rainy days!'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus