Bedroom Escapade Explorer Prints

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Polar bear bowling alley

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

The lesser known active volcanoes.

The Family Joules: Part 15

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Are we there yet?"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Don't hurt it.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

Sex Games of the Married

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Introvert-in-a-Box

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

'This is great, we'll take it.'