Bedroom Escapade Explorer Pillows

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Are we there yet?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Sex Games of the Married

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

Introvert-in-a-Box

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Do you know why the kitchen ceiling is dripping?

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

'This is great, we'll take it.'