Romantic Escapade Explorer Pillows

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

Cosmonaut

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Barman In Love.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"