Romantic Escapade Dreamer Pillows

'Gosh, Cynthia, I just adore that wistful 'I'd rather be anywhere else but here' look in your eyes whenever we're together!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Quantum Psychic

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart