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'Gosh, Cynthia, I just adore that wistful 'I'd rather be anywhere else but here' look in your eyes whenever we're together!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

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"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."