Romantic Escapader T-Shirts

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Cosmonaut

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Barman In Love.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'