Romantic Escapaders T-Shirts

"If there's one thing this business has taught me...it's the vital importance of dotting the 'i's' and crossing the 't's' to make sure you're protected against ALL contingencies!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Boat wedding.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Barman In Love.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Isn't this fun?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."