Romantic Escapaders Pillows

"If there's one thing this business has taught me...it's the vital importance of dotting the 'i's' and crossing the 't's' to make sure you're protected against ALL contingencies!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Hon, I'm home!'

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Barman In Love.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.