Romantic Escapader Prints

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Cosmonaut

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Barman In Love.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."