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"You know, I never properly vetted you."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Married Life - 'Good night, my darling ... if your grocer saw us ... but he's asleep at this time of the night, the ninny!'

"The date was terrible: "Space-Monkey" my eye, he was more like a "Waste-Of-Space-Monkey"..."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Romantic Violinist.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Beach flirting

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Did you say psst?.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Shuck me.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

You are simply the Greatest

Whale Romance

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Woman and a Mexican hat.