Romantic Explorer Pillows

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

'I feel very secure, but I should try to act a little more insecure.'

"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."

"We think it had something to do with love."

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

'Let's try something different -- like marriage.'

"In the mood for a little sexual misconduct?"

Call me!

"Have you got anything that would make me seem a little less dull and uninteresting"

"Harakhty is the strong, silent type."

'Because those men already have boyfriends.'

"You're not the first owl I've been with."

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

'Yes I'm sure we will be able to put together your perfect match.'

'I've always lived my life on the cutting edge of inoffensiveness!'

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."

"We're out of strawberry flavoured undies. Only turnip, onion or potato ones left."

On his first date, he was determined to show he was no pushover!

Mate Mart

"Standards? - You have STANDARDS?"

'...and then, when I asked if I could see her home, she showed me a photograph of her house.'

Couple Reading Sex Manuals in Bed

Happy Valentine's Day.

Sailor's Tattoos.

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

'To him, on-line dating's chatting up women on the train home.'

"Are we there yet?"

Boyfriend Checklist

Internet dating may become addictive....

'OK, the bedspread doesn't do it for you. What's your formula for arousal?'

'No, but if someone does turn in your mojo...'

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.