Sleep Seekers Prints

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

Sleeping Techniques

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'

Dreams.

Man imagining sheep that look like himself.

Sheep counting shepherds.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Noisy energy?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."