Sleep Seekers Gifts

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

Sleeping Techniques

I need to get rid of all these mattresses if I'm going to get up to use the bathroom 4 times a night. Middle-Age Fairy Tales: The Princess & the

'Have you tried watching C-SPAN?'

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'

Dreams.

Man imagining sheep that look like himself.

Sheep counting shepherds.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Noisy energy?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

The Snooze Bar.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Time for bed, guys."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"You were snoring."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.