'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'
Sleep Sanctuary Seeker Gifts
Looking for the ideal gift for someone who treasures a serene sleep sanctuary? Our collection features witty and warm products—mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints—that celebrate the art of unwinding and dreaming in style. Perfect for sleep lovers or anyone who cherishes a tranquil bedtime environment, these items add a touch of humor and comfort to their nightly retreat.
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)
The Snooze Bar.
Noisy energy?
Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.
'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'
James decided to stay in that night.
Hello from the shed.
'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'
"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."
'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'
Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.
"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"
Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Insomnia Clinic - On sale here: Tapes of the Senate's longest filibusters!
Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."
"Why don't other people ever do this?"
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'
'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'
"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."
"Right now, I'm between naps."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills
"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."
"When your memory foam mattress forgets."
Bird Sanctuary
"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."
'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'
"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."
Sleep Sanctuary Seeker Gifts Collection
Sleep Sanctuary Seeker Mugs
Discover more cozy and humorous mugs designed for sleep sanctuary enthusiasts. Perfect for morning routines or late-night cuddles.
Sleep Sanctuary Seeker Pillows
Check out our plush pillows that add a touch of humor and comfort to any sleep space. A perfect gift for dreamers.
Sleep Sanctuary Seeker Prints
Explore our selection of calming and witty prints to enhance any sleep sanctuary. Ideal for adding personality and peaceful vibes to a bedroom.
Sleep Sanctuary Seeker T-Shirts
Browse our fun and comfy t-shirts celebrating the sleep lover in your life. Ideal for relaxing days or sleepovers.