Sleep Sanctuary Seeker Pillows

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Noisy energy?

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Hello from the shed.

James decided to stay in that night.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Insomnia Clinic - On sale here: Tapes of the Senate's longest filibusters!

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"