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'Dear, I can't sleep! Would you put on your sheep skin coat and jump back and forth across the bed a few times?'

"I snore says my wife!"

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"Time for bed, guys."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"You were snoring."

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

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Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

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'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'