'Dear, I can't sleep! Would you put on your sheep skin coat and jump back and forth across the bed a few times?'
Sleep Solution Seeker Pillows
Give the gift of comfort with pillows designed for the sleep solution seeker. Soft, cozy, and subtly humorous, these pillows promise a more restful and amusing bedtime experience.
"I snore says my wife!"
"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"
Noisy energy?
The Snooze Bar.
"Time for bed, guys."
"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."
'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'
'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'
Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.
"You were snoring."
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Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.
"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"
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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."
'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'
"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."
'I'm sleepy all the time.'
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
"Right now, I'm between naps."
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."
"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."
"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."
"When your memory foam mattress forgets."
'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'
"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."
'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'
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'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'
'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'
Sleep Solution Seeker Pillows Collection
Sleep Solution Seeker Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs featuring humorous and clever designs perfect for anyone on a quest for better sleep.
Sleep Solution Seeker Prints
Browse our printable artwork that adds a touch of wit and charm to any sleep enthusiast’s space.
Sleep Solution Seeker T-Shirts
Explore our range of fun and witty T-shirts that celebrate the trials and tribulations of sleep solution seekers.