Sleep Solutions Pillows

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Noisy energy?

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Give Sleep a Chance

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

"Relax. Once the blood rushes to your head you'll fall right asleep."

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

Woman gives snoring man a dummy/pacifier.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

Dad cries as baby's crying keeps him from sleeping at night.

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."