Insomnia Solutions Pillows

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

Counting ribs

Dog Nightmares

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Wide-awake.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"Wake up."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep.

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."