Sleep Sanctuary Lover Pillows

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Noisy energy?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

James decided to stay in that night.

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.