Sleep Sanctuary Creator Gifts

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Pet Adoptions

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Grants & Recipients

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Yawn

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.

The Slumber Party.

'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Hang the PJ's

Toddler in the bed: a journey