Sleep Sanctuary Creator Mugs

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

Pet Adoptions

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Grants & Recipients

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Yawn

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

The Slumber Party.

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Hang the PJ's

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

Toddler in the bed: a journey

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'