Sleep Artist Mugs

Yawn

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Broken Alarm Clock.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Interpretive napping

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"You were snoring."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'