Slumber Seekers Gifts

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The Snooze Bar.

Noisy energy?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Time for bed, guys."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

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"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"Don't wake me up..."

Dreams

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.