Sleep Chaser T-Shirts

Venn diagram showing: day after daylight saving starts and Monday

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Try thinking about something else."

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I love this time of day."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

The star hunters

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

An early space launch attempt.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Lounging by the pool

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

The Snooze Bar.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"