Insomnia Sufferer Mugs

"Well I can't sleep either Noah, but what did you expect? Wasn't this the whole point of the voyage?"

Dog Nightmares

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

The Snooze Bar.

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'zzz sleep.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Wide-awake.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'