Dealing With Insomnia Mugs

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Wide-awake.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

Think / Don't think signs.