Dealing With Insomnia Pillows

A Mime Artist counting sheep jumping over an imaginary fence.

Dog Nightmares

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

Things that go beep in the night.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Wide-awake.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep.

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"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'