Insomnia Sufferers Pillows

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

"Time for bed, guys."

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

Wide-awake.

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills