Insomnia Awareness Pillows

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Wake up."

Wide-awake.

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

'Considering time, temperature, and your lack of health insurance, I wouldn't eat the deviled eggs.'