Insomnia Awareness Advocate Pillows

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Grants & Recipients

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

The Slumber Party.

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

Man counts jumping cloned sheep.

This isn't funny anymore...

Washington Had Insomnia Here.

Bob was embarrassed by his nervous tick

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

Office worker sleeping at desk behind sign Be Back in 5 Minutes

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"The boss says we should concentrate on our core competencies. So I'll soon be earning my money by shopping online, drinking coffee, and sleeping in the office!"