Sleep Disorder Advocate Pillows

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

Cry babies.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Grants & Recipients

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

The Slumber Party.

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'